Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

Cherry Topping

When a man is done boning his partner and is about to jizz, he Sticks her in the mouth so that her mouth is all bloody and sucks the man off.

I heard this one dude Mike Holmes that he gave his GF a Cherry topping. and she had to get stitches in her mouth, But he said it felt good.

by Mike Holmes/ Pat O'Brien May 28, 2011

Sneaker Topping

Placing a sneaker on your head. A fast growing craze.

#SneakerTopping

lets all get Sneaker Topping

by #SneakerTopping June 23, 2013

Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

fuzzy toppings

Pubes left behind on toilet seats in public restrooms.

Dude, that restroom is disgusting. There's shit on the walls, piss on the floors, fuzzy toppings everywhere....

by Jubei69 December 12, 2017

d topping

something you do with your boy fick on top yaknow what im sayin?

"jimmy and bob were totally d topping last night!"

by hiya sisters May 17, 2018