Toomers

Toomers are boomers that fictionally arbitrate confrontations with retail employees. “My product was late by 5 days? You disrespected me!”

I was having such a good day at work until those toomers came by and ruined everything

by Goopidoopi April 22, 2022

Tooterific

Absolutely yes! Affirmative! Very!

Hans is tooterifically homosexual when it comes to looking at monster dongs!

by Mr Muggles April 17, 2010

Toolery

Jewelry that makes one look like a tool

Guy 1: Yo i better put on my best toolery for the club tonight!
Guy 2: Don't forget your pinky ring!

by feminineM&M March 11, 2012

Tooberlober

Someone who likes anus in and around their anus.

Wow, Connor is such a tooberlober!!

by Sir Tooberlober October 25, 2012

tooferproof

Being ready to resist the inevitable sales in stores - like two-for-one deals - and stick to your shopping list and budget.

From now until Christmas I tooferproof myself by leaving the plastic at home and only taking the cash I can afford to spend.

by Cross67 September 11, 2014

tooterpocalypse

An exorbitant amount of gas released from the anus that makes your current location uninhabitable.

We gotta get out of here, it's a tooterpocalypse!

by Strawberry-bitchcake September 24, 2015

Tooter Butter

When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.

Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!

by JRdanbury March 23, 2016