Tomcat

An older man around age 50-80 who looks to pick up younger females, they prefer teenagers over all (around 14-17).

That tomcat always has a new chick commin around.

by The SAMZ December 25, 2010

toocan sam

a girl named jess stevens with a big nose and nice tits.

hey look its toocan sam. caw caw

by shawno October 12, 2004

toonage

Adjective meaning cool.
Possibly originating in "Scooby Doo" movie.

"Toonage!" he exclaimed after he saw his new x-box.

by Thomas Pritchard July 26, 2006

M'TOONA

A woman who has cankles and likes to bob her head up and down constantly. She is characterized by her constant smile, even through tears, and has been known to use electrolysis.

Did you see M'TOONA hitting on the French kid?

by LOVE IT April 25, 2004

toodaloo

(I am going) "to the loo"

a means of expressing your wish to go to the toilet

Tim: toodaloo
Chris: gogogo

by Johnno31 October 16, 2008

Toolan

An individual who has the appearance of a marijuana user, or "pothead". Speaking of heads, this person is also charecterized by having an abnormally large head. When driving under the influence of marijuana, they are prone to slowing and stopping at lights that have already turned or have been green and stopsigns. This hold up of traffic can last for abnormally large amounts of time, sometimes even a full song. They are also well known for being able to state the obvious in conversations and situations. Has dreams of eventually living in Europe, but as of now they can be found behind the customer service desks of local grocery stores.

Guy 1: You see that pothead over at customer service?

Guy 2: You mean Toolan?

by wiggleworms February 23, 2010

toobaloobing

A popular underground sport where a person lays on their stomach and slides down a slip-n-slide which has been set up on some sort of steep incline. Both the slide and the participant are covered, top-to-bottom, in a heavy layer of lubricant prior to beginning the launch.
Competitive runs are usually held in the form of a time-trial, but some variants of the sport require a ramp at the end of the slide, and includes a distance judging.
Participants may also go with a partner. The second person (referred to as 'the rider') sits cross-legged on top of the first peron's back and tries to maintain their balance for the duration of the run.

Hey guys we are going toobaloobing at the Northwood Reservoir, make sure you bring a fat friend if you wanna do paired toobing.

by Jonny "Slick Dick" Rickety September 18, 2010