Toilet Philosopher Syndrome

Toilet Philosopher Syndrome (aka TPS) occurs randomly while a person is shitting for too long. The most common symptom is the realization that whether he flushes or not doesnt matter because in the end everything will cease to exist.
Other known effects include but not limited to : Questioning one's existence, reading the shampoo bottles ingredient list, and having an existential crisis.

-hey man u know why the hell is that guy taking so long to take a shit?
-idk may be he has Toilet Philosopher Syndrome

by BiteZaDusto August 17, 2021

emotional toilet

someone who you take emotional dump s on.

someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better

that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has

emma:man my life sucks
joey:stop using me as your emotional toilet!
emma:sorry

by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011

Milk toilet

A girl who sucks dick for free, usually in public bathrooms

That girl is totally a milk toilet

by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015

Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

by fixer of definitions July 5, 2023

Wreck a Toilet

To drop a hellacious deuce in a toilet other than your own.

It's halftime, those wings we're awesome, I'm gonna go wreck a toilet...

by Hoss91IEP January 7, 2015

toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.

Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.

by Joe Co June 24, 2008

Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.

I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!

by Atomic-Tom December 19, 2010