toesuit

a sock.

'i was rushing this morning, so im wearing odd toesuits'
'one red one blue. average'

by amassivelegend October 13, 2011

tofu bag

A derogative term for a vegetarian. Especially for someone who is "overly" vegetarian, like the person who gets mad when other people at the table order meat.

Emily: "You're ordering the steak? Don't you have a conscience?"
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."

by tofubags4lyfe July 26, 2013

Tofu NA

It is an abbreviation of tofu name meaning a boring bland name. It is pronounced Tofu N,A.

I don't want to name our boy Josh because it sounds tofu NA.
Jacob is tofu NA

by Electropupp June 30, 2017

Tofeud

When two vegans have an longstanding argument. Since it can't be a "beef", as one might normally call it, this word represents a portmanteau of "tofu" and "feud", making it acceptable for people who don't eat meat.

"Oh my god, Jenny is such a bitch. If I catch her tweeting about me at the Starbucks again, we're going to have a tofeud."

by DrCatherwood September 21, 2017

Tofuuzled

The state of being fooled into eating something one thought was meat, but was tofu.

“Ewww! I thought that was chicken ! I was tofuuzled!”

by Friendlyboatman April 20, 2018

Tofurkeyducken

The vegan version of turducken made out of tofu - a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey. The three layers of tofu constituting the tofurkeyducken contain artificial flavors (presumably carcinogenic) Shih simulate the tastes of turkey on the outside, chicken in the middle and duck on the inside. It’s delicio!

I used to eat tofurkey, but I wasn’t saving enough souls - every time I eat tofurkeyducken I know that I’m saving three souls at once. I happily pay triple.

by Ballastmrj December 3, 2017

Tofu

Tastes good if you like rubber.

Brad : do you want tofu with your stir fry
Chad : no I don't want rubber in my stir fry

by Hirorails June 9, 2018