by bruhlike1028idkwhyallaretaken9 January 08, 2022
from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 April 28, 2011
"You know what, not today turd!"
by That_one_weabo April 18, 2018
A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
by rosenovarocks July 24, 2021
An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
by Toddthe3rd August 03, 2022