titsforever

dumbest mf hoe.

titsforever is a dumb mf hoe!

by cvang April 16, 2021

TIT2F

An abbreviation for Time It Takes to Fart. This expression is used to measure how long in a relationship it takes for the significant other to comfortably rip a fart without it being offensive in the relationship.

Girl 1: “You still dating Bryce?”
Girl 2: “No way! I dumped his ass after he farted during our second date. My TIT2F is AT LEAST three months”
Girl 1: “god, what a douche. He should squeeze his cheeks next time. Loser.”

by ITSMESISSYLALA June 3, 2021

titovated

motivaded by the possibility of seeing a womans breasts

i wouldnt have helped her, but i was completely titovated

by drknow1 April 14, 2022

Titoism

Any example of MMA fighter Tito Ortiz struggling with the English language, mostly during his later career in both Bellator and his blink-and-you'll-miss-it run in the wrestling company TNA.

"Remember the time time Tito Ortiz tried to roast Chael Sonnen by saying 'All I hear is gas comin' out of his ass, and it's not his butt'? Classic Titoism

by KoNamCap64 July 1, 2022

yung tito

Someone who is a Tito, but gangster

Damn Yung tito, u drippin tonite

by notyungtito January 12, 2020

Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.

If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.

by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018

Tito

Tito is the root of all evil. Tito can be used for any scenario. Tito is always the reason something bad happens. Tito is to blame.

Mom: Why is your room dirty

You: I don’t know Tito must have done it

You fail your test , Tito is the reason

You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault

Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault

by SaliceRose January 25, 2020