Twonk

An overly sized twat. Similar to Fat Amy's vag in Pitch Perfect 2.

Dwam! Fat Amy has a huge TWONK!!

by Disneyglitch June 4, 2015

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Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters

Man I wish I was a Twonk like that guy

by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015

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thonka

a "thonka"(thon-kAH) is usually used towards a girl who is asian but acts stupid or childish for no reason.

lol vanessa quit acting like a thonka before i sock you in the throat

by shitacid November 12, 2015

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Thonkz

thonkz is a fancy ass way of saying thanks. Often used one fancy level is above average.

eric : send mclovin nudes
mike: thonkz dude

by MclovinNipsSlip February 3, 2018

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Twonk

Another word for idiot, used to describe a person or item

‘Tom, I fell over and broke my arm’
‘Well, you’re a right twonk then aren’t you Jerry!’

by Dat_smart_cookie May 30, 2018

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Twonk

A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.

Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.

by honkytwonk July 1, 2018

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