Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT)

This theorem states that any woman in the age of 12-22 , that has a father figure absent shall be a discord whore / egirl who talks to a minimum of 7 guys and a maximum of 18.2 relationships annually to get there attention act like you are a father figure and you shall win that ass

The Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT) helped me pull a fatherless e girl!

by RaidenCell November 1, 2022

Theoretical Hero

A group of people who attempt to make sounds that resemble music.

Those guys think they are musicians, but they are just a bunch of Theoretical Hero's

by Theoretical Heroism May 20, 2010

theoretical virus

A Theoretical Virus is a fictional virus that is based on a real virus, but does not actually exist. They are used as a benchmark for viral preparedness. A good example of a theoretical virus is lyssa x, which is a relative of rabies. Web groups such as OZORT are geared toward preparing for worst case scenario viruses like these.

A Theoretical Virus can be just as dangerous as a real virus if you aren't prepared for it.

by Edward Stevens August 29, 2006

Theoretically fat

A way to get your siblings to leave you alone. It means that they arent really fat but you see them being that way. Or used as a really bad come-back when you absolutely have nothing else to say.

(Younger sister is bothering you)
Older sister: You are theoretically fat!
Younger sister: Haha thanks! (and leaves)

or
Person 1: Your ugly
Person 2: Your theoretically fat!
Person 1: Your mama's theoretically fat!
Person 2: No you didnt!

by pinkzebra1 June 18, 2011

syntax theorem

a linguistic tool that is used to prove whether a sentence is correct or not. It draws upon grammar rules with an eye to situational or contextual usage.

Syntax theorems may enable English learners to know how to write correct English.

by uttam maharjan March 10, 2010

Triple Pre-Nut Theorem

(N) The event of getting three nuts out when your girl says she's coming over so you can have more safe sex or shoot blanks.

Sheeit i gotta get my triple pre-nut theorem out before kylee comes over.

by Scoocher2677 September 3, 2017

Homosexuality Theorem

This theorem states that if one is homosexual, it is impossible for them to be able to win anything.

That gay arab kid fits the homosexuality theorem perfectly; he never wins anything!

by iwantyousobad October 24, 2011