bo' sham

the act of bullshitting in extreme scenario

Sue and I was just chillin on our porch, and this cop gave us a ticket for loiterring. WHAT BO' SHAM!

by Zane Cookington October 9, 2007

sham shit

A shit taken at work, to get out of actually doing any work.

Ah damnit, Joe's off takin' another sham shit when we need to be unloading this truck.

by Michael\\ April 26, 2003

sham wow

1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome

1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.

by joeyg731 February 24, 2010

Sham-blue

Feeling so self conscious and depressed about it that you feel like a whale swimming in a sea of sadness

Hannah: I'm so sad. I don't want to move.

Jolene: Don't be sham-blue. You are so loved.

by Quku June 28, 2019

damn sham

A damn shame, but also a rip off. A scam. A set up.

That boy asked if he could borrow $5, from me when he doesn't have a job to pay it back. It would be a damn sham to put my money in his hands.

by Ramal March 29, 2015

Shamming up

Chopping ham quickly and effectively. Cutting salami with a large knife very fast, almost like a karate chop.

Not to be confused with shamming Shamming up is chopping ham. If you had a large sausage of salami, you'd cut it quickly, which is called shamming

by Frog Plums November 11, 2011

shim sham

a term for sexual intercourse, usually phrased as an indirect noun

I gave her the shim sham last night and she loved it!

by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010