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One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...
"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"

"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011
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Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.
He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.
by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021
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AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - Clown
Have u heard of that noob named Asm Samurai? He sucks ass at c-ops
by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018
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Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
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Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
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soysauce samurai

by Chad_Broski March 6, 2023
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Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do
Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag
by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025
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