Spank Paint

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) to paint someone or something with semen

I got spank paint all over my sheets

I spank painted her face last night

by Rainman 2 July 23, 2012

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Reject Paint

The paint at the back of the store that the costumer didn't want because the custom paint wasn't created to costumers liking or the costumer changed their mind.

Reject paint is usually cheap.

Jill: Hey what color is your room?
Lisa: I don't know, it's reject paint.

by Cici Crow July 3, 2009

Paint the street

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.

If you show up here, imma paint the street

by bartholomew mexidankus January 6, 2019

Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.

He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.

by panofantera June 23, 2010

fire painting

Fire painting is a technique where by you use fire to paint pictures using a long exposure on a camera, pioneered by van elder photography

Wow dude, that some sick fire painting!

by vanelderphotography February 6, 2013