Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?
Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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dual nips

Pressing female breasts together and licking both nippers at once.
"Hunny please do the Dual Nips again!"
by Tony's Treasure 😉 February 20, 2024
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dual blasting

vomiting and shitting simultaneously, like when you get food poisoning
"I've been dual blasting for 12 hours - it's coming out of both ends!"
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n: with the application of nanotechnology, a person whose psychological configuration is one sex and exterior configuration is the opposite sex, possessing the ability to switch between male and female genitalia at will, with simple thought commands
If I was a female-exterior DGN* fucking another female-exterior DGN, we would eat, pussy fuck, and take turns cock fucking each other!

*DGN >> dual genitalia nanotranssexual
by Component X March 20, 2006
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dualing

puking and 'deffing' simultaneously!
i was hallucinating while dualing, -perhaps i'll party in a less industrial style for a bit...
dualing requires a good bit of dwindling coordination to lessen clean-up!
by michael foolsley February 06, 2010
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Dual-Sided

this happens whenever 2 enemies (of the same team) attack you from not 1 side but 2 sides.
anyone who does this is a dipshit
John: hey man im being attacked from 2 sides, im being Dual-Sided!!
Mark: dw man im on my way to help you homie
by Wild Coyote September 17, 2022
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Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!
by JLO70 November 03, 2022
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