by DSklar May 29, 2022
Get the Coyotemug. by Verbular Bandit January 29, 2017
Get the Coyotedmug. You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.
by seemymick January 9, 2017
Get the Coyote uglymug. A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.
It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.
by E Rad October 6, 2012
Get the Political Coyote Uglymug. A medium sized mammal that looks like a wolf. Eats squirrels and many other small mammals. Great for throwing off the Empire State Building.
Someone: dude did you just see that coyote?
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.
by Thecoyotestrikesback February 9, 2025
Get the Coyotemug. by Dudop April 10, 2021
Get the Coyotemug. 1. When your piss smells like New Jersey
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop
Bro you really gotta get that Coyote Cock checked out, the bathroom smells like the New Jersey Turnpike.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
Get the Coyote Cockmug.