The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
by jacko_baby July 20, 2019
Get the Coyote's Breakfastmug. A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
by those defs March 16, 2016
Get the ugly coyotemug. A medium sized mammal that looks like a wolf. Eats squirrels and many other small mammals. Great for throwing off the Empire State Building.
Someone: dude did you just see that coyote?
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.
by Thecoyotestrikesback February 9, 2025
Get the Coyotemug. A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.
It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.
by E Rad October 6, 2012
Get the Political Coyote Uglymug. by Dudop April 10, 2021
Get the Coyotemug. You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole
by Gluckgluck10000 December 14, 2019
Get the coyote buttholemug. The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.
by banks33 February 26, 2021
Get the paralyze a coyotemug.