noun a cool/hip and slightly aloof individual who regularly gets super high and goes about his normal buisness constantly getting stoned.
by HowYouDoin316 January 20, 2009
Get the Space Cowboymug. City folk : “You country boys are stupid.”
Country folk: “no one gives a shit Karen.” *cowboy flick*
Country folk: “no one gives a shit Karen.” *cowboy flick*
by Countrygal2020 June 23, 2020
Get the cowboy flickmug. Marlboro Full Flavor Cigarettes/ Marlboro Reds. Given name cause of old ads with the "Marlboro Man", a cowboy who smokes Marlboros.
by carlbittner March 26, 2009
Get the cowboy killersmug. Banging a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet. Best used when said girl is completely hammered.
I gave Cally the Porcelain Cowboy last night. She was so trashed. I was like 'Yippee Ki-ah mother fucker! *smack*'
by jterry September 16, 2007
Get the Porcelain Cowboymug. A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.
by Edgar Christianson February 2, 2017
Get the Cowboy Breakfastmug. Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.
President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."
by David Benton February 14, 2008
Get the Windshield Cowboymug. A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.
Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
by Pecker112 November 16, 2012
Get the Epileptic Cowboymug.