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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
mugGet the gab my blabster, bashersmug.

bate bay body bashers

2017 whomp off Australia champions. A bodysurfing club based in the bate Bay Area of Cronulla that do weekly meet ups every Sunday at 7:30am
Let’s go to gate 8 and bodysurf with the bate bay body bashers this Sunday
by Corey sainsbury November 19, 2018
mugGet the bate bay body bashersmug.

gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
mugGet the gab my blabster, bashersmug.

tittie basher

A person who has no feet is called a titte basher
Monica gets called a “ tittie basher ” at school because she has no feet
by Monica Nelson yea ? September 29, 2017
mugGet the tittie bashermug.

basher lover

a woman who stays in a relationship with a violent man -- frequently a low-born alcoholic.
The skank in 50 Shades of Grey was nothing more than a basher lover.
by Potteries November 14, 2018
mugGet the basher lovermug.

Dog basher

The act of killing a dog by the use of PENIS
My dog died” said Jake Mcardle

“It was Barry dunne the dog basher” said big NAT
by RULYA FEIN June 8, 2019
mugGet the Dog bashermug.

Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
by anonymous January 2, 2025
mugGet the Badger Bashermug.

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