Ted B

This is someone who is very gay and likes to have sex with animals like foxy. Is bad at clash of clans and it gay

Ur such a Ted B

by Josh is smelly June 12, 2019

Ted Girl

A ted girl is a thin, tan, blonde girl with a nice ass and a decent size set of tits.

"WOW! Look at that ted girl!"

"She is so a ted girl."

"Only an ass like that would be on a ted girl."

by tedgirl0212 November 16, 2011

The Red Ted

The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.

Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.

Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.

Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.

by CountDisc0 June 27, 2015

ted kennedy

Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.

Never get in a car with Ted Kennedy.

by sjinb3 July 04, 2004

Ted Bell

Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.

"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:

Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down

Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.

by Steagles June 06, 2006

Ted Maul

Moustachioed television news reporter who lives and breathes investigative journalism.

Institutionalised cruelty is one thing. But the twisted brainwrong of a one-off man-mental is quite another. Ted Maul disturbs...

by Montesquieu March 13, 2004

Ted Nougat

The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.

Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night

Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.

Guy: Maybe not drink?

Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased

by GeyowOfArc July 25, 2011