smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

by lolababy409 August 21, 2010

Smell Pretties

A way to say the type of cologne or perfume someone chooses to wear that smells good

I put on my smell pretties before I went to the club to attact the ladies

by B-Love69 October 16, 2007

Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.

P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

smell of neglect

a term used to insult someone with shit hygeine,bad grooming ,long grotty hair or who wears shabby clothinghippy.often used as a humourous comment more so than an actual insult,or when insulting a person who is actually considerably middle class yuppie just to piss them off.

angry kid:damn,boay!you smell of neglect!go get yourself a . haircut and some real shoes.

shabby kid:be nice!

or

rich kid:my parents just got me a whole entertainment center!

angry kid:ewwww!smell of neglect off you!

rich kid:huh?what the fuck!!!be nice!

by spoonbadger December 19, 2006

smell cookies

When someone farts and asks the people around him/her if they "smell cookies" or anything that would smell delicious.

Adam: hey do you guys smell cookies?
Pearl: ahh what the fuck is that smell!?
oscar: wipe you ass bro!

by Daniel55 April 30, 2009

victory smell

The smell of vaginal fluids on ones hand following digital penetration of the vagina.

Etymology: Derision of speech given by Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall) about the smell of napalm in the film Apocalypse Now (1979)

Jimmy, having just gotten to second base with Mary, stood at the sink washing his hands of the victory smell, a remnant of his having fingered her.

by Josh Mueller May 1, 2008

Sickle Smell

The strong pungent odor from an African American vagina

Dave had never dated a negro before, and the excitement of Shanondra's short 'ho skirt drove him to get quite frisky with his hands during the movie. He regretted this for weeks, as even turpentine couldn't get the funky sickle smell off his fingers.

by CoonTastic August 30, 2015