by anonymous September 14, 2021
Get the harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire mug.father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what else? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what else? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
by Sexydimma July 31, 2016
Get the how the devil's name mug.referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".
This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
by Neubian January 19, 2008
Get the taking the lord's name in vein mug.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009
Get the By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. mug.by me February 26, 2005
Get the put your name on the doted line mug.father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
by Sexydimma April 29, 2013
Get the how the devil's name mug.What da Starship Enterprise officer performing role-call tells da fellow crewmember doing da tally-sheet when their youngest official shows up as instructed.
Spock: Our Russian-youth officer should be here about now --- ahhh, there he is walking in the door now, Scotty --- Chekov another name on the list.
Scott: Aye-aye, Mr. Spock.
Scott: Aye-aye, Mr. Spock.
by QuacksO August 11, 2025
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