Cuban Dragondildo

Its a dragon dildo. From Cuba.

Dragon 1 - "I have a Cuban Dragondildo"
Dragon 2 - "Shove it up your ass faggot"

by Riyontakesnoshit May 28, 2016

The Cuban Shuffle

The action of shuffling cars around in a driveway or elsewhere to get the one car that is stuck in front out. Usually takes two or more people.

<scene> guys chilling early friday night with some beers>>>

Cory: Yo I got to leave
Sam: Dude... its still early and mikes blocking you in.
Cory: Hey mike i need you to help me do the cuban shuffle so i can go.
Mike: pussssss

by samanthagrace August 3, 2012

cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.

Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.

by Computermichael September 14, 2013

Cuban Torch

The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.

You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?

Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.

by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011

cuban dip

Wiping your finger on your balls or ass and rubbing it on your mates top lip

Hey Bobby, I just cuban dipped George Jefferies with a dirty middle digit

by Gaznvee January 15, 2023

Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.

She just gave him a Cuban handshake

by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023

Cuban Fury

A heterosexual act of coitus wherein upon climax the male partner extinguishes a cigar on the female's left butt-cheek.

Dude, I had a wild time last night. She let me use Cuban Fury!

by Elroy P. Honkey October 4, 2023