see me balance man!

watch me do something cool; look how cool I am

"dude check out my hair! see me balance man!"

by Brian Stewart September 18, 2007

Walking taco balancing on my head

I don't care/it's not in my control/it doesn't matter.

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"

by Bigscheming December 13, 2025

Balance

Balance is the (sometimes same) old shit and the new shit. The old friends and the new friends, and never replacing one with the other for anybody.

Someone had tried to throw him/her off balance.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice

person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica”

by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022

Wii Balance Board

A Wii accacory that can weigh things and detect their balance and has a maximum weight of 330 lbs

The Wii Balance Board is used in some Wii games

by Pat1225 August 23, 2018

Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.

“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.

by Lemon on the floor June 27, 2022

Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.

Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.

by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024