squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

Bull Testicles

Where redbull comes from

Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?

by superior_intellect035 August 7, 2018

Pablo Testicle

Pablo Testicle, otherwise known as el testículo, was one of the greasiest fugitives in Whoville history. Legend says that he escaped REDACTED Valley Maximum Security Prison, with only his bare testicle(s). He was a real sharpshooter. He passed away in 1666, due to the nature of the last three digits in his death year. How about a nice hot cup of Joe Biden?

"Hey man, the history textbook has a page dedicated to this dude who single-testicledly escaped prison!"

"No way bro! What was his name?"

"Pablo Testicle."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"You have never heard of the great Pablo Testicle?"

"Nobody reads the textbook, dude. Why you even reading that to begin with?"

by AMatterOfFax November 8, 2019

Cancer Testicle

A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.

Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Tropical Testicles

It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.

Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!

by ZAAAWMBEEEZ May 29, 2021

whipped testicle

The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect

My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.

by maxramage150 December 30, 2021

Particular testicular detection

Particular Testicular Detection (PTD) refers to a cutting-edge biometric technology utilized by Tesla vehicles for authentication purposes. This unique method involves the use of advanced scanning systems incorporated within Tesla's vehicles, specifically designed to scan and analyze an individual's testicles as a means of identity verification.

I couldn't believe it when my friend told me that the latest Tesla models feature Particular Testicular Detection for authentication. Can you imagine having your testicles scanned to start a car? That's some next-level biometric technology!

by TessTickles_69 May 17, 2023