Teped

a word started by Ellen Degeneres with the help of Snoop Dogg, used only in positive ways such as cool, hot, nice.

Did you see that sexy girl? Yeah she was teped.
Like my new sneakers? Yeah man, those are teped.

by Allie February 8, 2005

telecommando

When one, who is supremely accustomed to having a cell phone on them every waking moment of the day, does not have their cell for whatever reason, i.e. loss, misplaced, etc.

I am rolling telecommando right now and it's frustrating, liberating and breezy, all at the same time.

by Hector Bermudez May 29, 2009

Tepe

The mythological God of third wheels and third wheeling. While he does not belong to any specific mythology, he is universal in every religion. Can be used as a degrading term.

"Zack came with us to the movies again. He's such a Tepe!"

"Tepe used to watch the two have intercourse from outside the window."

by playertwelve November 28, 2017

Telecoitus

The lost art of telepathically entering a woman's vaginal region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.

If your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus!

by RealE October 10, 2014

Tepes

A dumb ass who can't think outside of the bedroom!!!!

You are being so Tepes today.

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

telecangs

Being pregnant in the mouth

My nigga Tatiana was sucking WAY too mcuh dick that she got telecangs!!

by jhhffd October 26, 2007