the guy she tells you to not worry about

the guy she cheats on you with.

Bro, what happened to the guy she tells you to not worry about?
Oh, I don't wanna talk about it...

by No_one_yet_everyone July 28, 2023

om telolet om

An Indonesian meme that translate to "Sir honk the horn Sir". Kids would hold up signs with the words on and a bus driver honks their horn which can make the funniest of sounds

Kid: Om telolet om

Driver: Honk honk

by OwenJonesTM December 22, 2016

who lives who dies who tells your story

The saddest song known to mankind duh. Alexander Hamilton dies and everybody cared but just couldn't show it while he was alive except for Eliza and Angelica. Also the last song in the Hamilton playlist.

Who lives who dies who tells your story... *Burst into a rampage of tears*

by Cows and minecraft fnaf January 14, 2020

telestronomy

A science that relates the testicular sex of rape rabbits with the ass pirates of south quebec

The ass pirates of south quebec descend from the original aboriginal/west vietnamese frenchmen seal coalers. they are a rare kind of maschetharph.

by DoctorFunkenstein June 20, 2004

Telstra

Telstra, synonymous with "fucking Telstra",and "it's those fuckwits again at Telstra", in addition to "outsourced their give a fuck to a foreign call centre, who don't give a fuck even if they could understand what you were saying"
Statistifally Telstra have contributed to over 75% of mass murderings in Australia; there is a strong correlation with buying a guy and wanting to harm people with it after dealing with Telstra.

Awww what's up mate? ... "Fucking Telstra, those fucking cunts have over charged me again for my mobile/the internet is down again/ they haven't called me back all week to sort out this fucking internet.

If you are short of conversation and want to feel part of the group, just casually bring up Telstra imna conversation. People will immediately a violent reaction and start spitting as they speak thinking about the last time they had to deal with the cunts at Telstra.

Those fucking cunts... What's up mate, awww those cunts at fucking Telstra, my fucking phone is down again.
Just got off the phone with their call centre, fucking useless cunts they are...
Yeah fuck Telstra man, they are fucking cocksucking fucking cunts

by Whatthefuxk August 1, 2018

telesforo

This person is one of the best people you will ever meet. Telesforo is always working hard and wouldn’t stop until it is perfect. Telesforo is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He is very handsome and very smart. He helps everyone he meets.

“Is that telesforo”
“Yah he’s great”

by 1245678 November 16, 2020

Telok Kurau Primary School

ok off the bat, we all looked like fucking smurfs in the head-to-toe bright blue uniform. like who the fuck tot it was a great idea to design a school uniform like this💀. i do rlly hope the uniform will change when eunos pri and tkps merge in 2022😀👍🏻 oso right, there only be 2 “good” classes per level but smh, most of them all go na nt 💀 like they not even gud sia except for the english teacher in 6 respect👍🏻👍🏻 oso right, the school dam small one and almost everyone had r/s. and funny how ppl don’t even know abt the school when it was Lee Kuan Yew’s primary school 💀💀 and ppl do be mistaking tkps for tanjong katong primary school

person 1: what school u from?
person 2: telok kurau primary school

person 1: what school? I NEVER HEARD OF IT LEH
person 2: EH HELLO U LIVING UNDER ROCK ISIT? ITS LEE KUAN YEW SCHOOL LEH

by we are temasekians September 22, 2021