teatowel holder

a boner that you can hang a towel onto

I woke up and realized that my "morning wood" could also do duty as a teatowel holder.

by notreallyme February 20, 2009

Testochle

Testochle is the new slang term for testicles.

Replaces the old joke of the famous male writer "Testiclees"

Burt Bacarach has only one testochle

by moon_baby October 29, 2005

teinowitz

thoughts voiced with an annoying whine

His complaint was very teinowitz

by wino of wrigleyville May 5, 2006

teitzel

aka, awesome or one who makes shoes from the faces of small children

yo...this chick be teitzel...nah mean

by Jess** August 3, 2007

Testostardation

Testosterone induced retardation. Most prevalent in teen and early 20 males, though any age is vulnerable.

Your friend is flirting with the most unattractive skanky girl at a party. You approach him and try to get him to leave. He gets angry and says "dude, I'm kinda busy." You say, "wtf? You gotta stop with that testostardation!"

by Jen in IT2 June 30, 2010

teetor

when your tutor is also your fuckbuddy.

Yeah, this college girl is teetoring me in math ;).

by Shane F 1992 December 1, 2010

Testoobies

When ones boobies are old, wrinkly and saggy. Thus resembling testicles.

Dude 1: "She was hot from behind but when she turned around she had a serious case of testoobies!"

Dude 2: "Boner killer....."

by dnmmaui November 25, 2011