timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

Tidget

A abnomrally tall midget

Look at that midget he is very tall

No wait thats a tidget

by Nick Nick nick September 2, 2007

Teagen

a huge kiss ass. he's in a throuple with his big daddy and little bro. he loves them a little too much if you know what i mean.

"why is that boy fucking his brother?"
"damn that must be Teagen"
"Oh no..here comes big daddy"

by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019

thedge

Thedge is thedge and thats all i can say about that

Thedge is a fucking loser if i ever saw one hes 22 living at home and pretends hes american on irc.

by Junkie August 6, 2004

Tehgeek

Major technology nerds that never go outside and their eyes are square because of all the screens they watch. They also have no friends and get beat up alot.

Jock 1: Look at that tehgeek over there!
Jock 2: Yea! Lets go steal his laptop!

by Jack Shark May 31, 2005

tedxed

When personal gossip about you gets on the front page of a tabloid.

Brad and Jen's break-up got tedxed by the National Enquirer.

by dar ted June 19, 2006

Tadger

a small penis. Syn: prick
Ant: throbbing python of love, heat-seeking moisture missile, third leg

How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003