Teapotting

When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch

Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting

by Sergeant Grif February 22, 2023

Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.

"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.

I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

Teapot

Teapot: A formerly competent stealth server for RGH/JTAG xboxs that is owned by a crak head.

Your still using teapot live in 2024?

by KaliRGH February 26, 2024

teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

Teapa

Someone who loves tea and singing

🎶Teapa teapa teapa 🎶

by Jeandeanbean March 28, 2024

Teapxt

some doll on the Internet who's probably not very smart.

formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.

they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.

"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.

they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).

whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.

they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.

"honestly, fuck whoever took the Teapxt handle on X- oh, hey, look, White Rabbit candies!"
- something Tea might've said

by Byakuya's left sock October 16, 2024