snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.

by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010

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teagagger

to attept to teabag an individual but while doing so gagging them.

liam:i just teagagged beccas mum

josh: ur such a teagagger u german shista porn

by Liam Browne May 13, 2005

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Someone who is confused 24/7, has no idea what s/he wants to do with his/her life, is probably doing something really stupid right now because of their confusion, is ungrateful, moody, self-centered, and is either really self-conscious or really arrogant. Teenagers are confused because they question everything the see or hear, and they can't figure out what to believe, and what’s wrong or right. Some ways that adults can help teenagers through this rough time is 1) remembering what it felt like to be a teenager and relating their experiences to that of the teenager, 2) listening to what the teenager has to say instead of figuring that their opinions aren't valid, 3) letting them know that the adult cares about them and that the adult would do anything to make their hardships disappear, and, 4) by being as understanding as possible, no matter how ungrateful, stupid, and self-centered the teenager acts. Some ways that a teenager can be healthy and happy is 1) just being YOURSELF; stop acting the way “everyone else” is and do things because you think they are the right thing to do, not because somebody else said they are the right thing to do, 2) by mentally saying “Fuck you” to whoever steps on you and tries to tell you that you are worthless, and just moving on, 3) by being practical and not so impulsive, and keeping in mind that its normal to have intense sexual desire and intense confusion, and that acting on pure impulses is self-destructive and will not necessarily make you happy, 4) by keeping in mind that its OKAY if you don’t know what you want to do with your life right away; it will come naturally, so don’t force it or you will probably get frustrated, 5) by remembering that although many adults will try to manipulate you, that doesn’t mean you can’t trust any of them. Search for the ones you think you can trust, and let them give you advice, and, 6) by not taking life too seriously; laughing often and trying to use your inner wisdom to get you through this hellish thing we call life.

I hope this will help you and that it is somewhat valid; I’m 16 years old, so if you are a teenager, know that we are in this together even though I don’t know you. Peace.

I really hope that I am not a stereotypical teenager.

by You Shall Never Know January 8, 2007

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The center of the known universe.

Teenager: Mother dear, may I take the car for the day?
Mother: No, daughter dear, you can't. I need it to pick up your sister.
Teenager: GAH! YOU ARE SO FREAKING UNFAIR I HATE YOUR GUTS YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER!

by Firebird23 June 5, 2013

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teabagged

While playing Halo in multiplayer,after raining victoriously over your opponent(killing them) you crouch and uncrouch over their lifeless body.....whether over their head or other preferred area of the corpse.

I killed Default and teabagged his cold dead face, only right before i was sniped by a dirty vagodor.

by Stephen February 11, 2005

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