Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.

I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.

by CowLicker 2.0 November 4, 2019

thick

a word used for a girl when she has a big butt and big thighs

Dat girl is thick

by miss crazy sexy cool August 21, 2003

Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family

1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)

by Skeptikai March 23, 2013

Thick'd

Doing something fucking stupid and expecting a better result than what happened because the Thick'd person just got fucked.

We ran towards a building and you ran over to another house and you are the only one with a rocket launcher and we died. Yea of course we got Thick'd - Freniij

by Freniij September 28, 2017

Timmy Thick

The gayest ni🅱🅱a you will ever lay your eyes on 😭. Basically he's some famous dude on instagram that acts like a thot for views. Not sure if all his chromosomes are accounted for, and his gender remains a mystery to this day. Timmy thick is the embodiment of autism 💯

Person 1: "I like Timmy thick"
Person 2: "I never knew you had autism"

by HANZ_DRACHEN April 26, 2017

Thick as Thieves

People who are good friends.

Ant and Chris, having attended boarding school together for so many years, were thick as thieves.

by DDA July 18, 2008

lay it on thick

to exaggerate, overstate, especially said of flattery an attempt to coax

Man, He sure did lay it on thick when he tried to get his girlfriend to come home form the party early.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2009