tasker

A term USAF Executive Officers invented to make trivial tasks they perform seem like monumental endeavors which only the strongest and smartest officer can perform.

Lieutenant: Hey man, you coming over to the party tonight?
Executive Officer: naw, I got a lot of taskers from the commander this morning.
Lieutenant: What? he asked you to clean the office and alphabetize random shit again?
Executive Officer:Shut up.

by LOTUS_416 May 18, 2011

don’t ask

Implies that someone did something obvious, and does not want to be questioned about it.

Wife: how many Michelobs did you drink for dinner?

Husband: Don’t ask...

by VD Peruvian October 15, 2017

Didn't Ask

Used in a situation where a person is voicing their opinion on a matter that no one asked about.

***Group of people talking about which is their favourite episode of the big bang theory ***
Lowell: "Did you guys know that Sekiro is a harder and more advanced game than Dark souls"
Gristian Gorbett: "Didn't ask"

by ghostyboi91 May 12, 2021

I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

by Emitts79 June 14, 2011

I didn’t ask

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.

Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.

by cosmiselite September 2, 2020

Taskiya

A Taskiya is a beautiful person inside and out. If you have a Taskiya in you life know that you'll always have someone to rely on. A Taskiya always puts the needs of others before her own and she's very good listener. A Taskiya is a sweet, kind and shy individual though once you become close to her, she begins to let loose. A Taskiya always looks her best. Though she's extremely humble about her AMAZING sense of style. Taskiya has an infectious laugh and she knows how to brighten anyone's day. A Taskiya loves nature (especially animals). She loves nothing more than to pet puppies and cats. A Taskiya is truly a special friend.

SIP: Hey you know that girl Taskiya
HIA: Yeah what about her?
SIP: She's sooooo sweet
SIP: ikr

by IAN32061221 December 3, 2019

Taskeen

The most sexiest and pretties girl you'll ever know and would be the sweetest and most kind hearted of all yet would drop anything for her friends, family and lovers and is a risk taker and super energetic especially the sexiest ;)

Taskeen : hey

person : wow I'm inlove your so beautiful

by simp4you November 22, 2021