Tonneau Cover

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

by Angry Pirate45 June 7, 2009

Tennessee VagHammer

The act of having sex while the guy (on top) wears a very heavy backpack. The guy sweeps back in a long arch and pumps in as deep as agonizingly possible, so that when the backpack slams into his ass he gets a new level of depth. Caution: will break most vaginas

"Dude, I was hittin this one chick with right? Then she said I wasn't gettin it deep enough, so I put on my backpack and gave her a Tennessee VagHammer"

"I feel bad for that one girl, the whole fraternity gave her the Tennessee VagHammer, now she's in a vaginal coma"

by Ronerin September 14, 2009

Tennessee Slider

When you take a shit and you pass it easily with no effort, but it still remains a solid, and it feels incredible, like an orgasm for your asshole. Can usually be achieved by lifting your arms in the air when you poop. Comes out in a snake like form

Henry: "I just took a HUGE poop. It was sooo relaxing. I felt incredible"

Zakk: "Oooh tell me more! What type was it?"

Henry: It was a Tennessee slider!"

by slutbaby October 12, 2010

Tennessee Tractor Pull

When you are making sweet, sweet love to a lady of your choice in the doggie style position, and for unexplainable reasons she begins to pull away. As a man who is still not quite ready to let her get away you begin to follow her on your bare ass knees in an effort to keep from letting your member slip out of her va-jay-jay

Guy 1 : I was making sweet doggie love to my girl last night when she tried to take off. It turned into a Tennessee tractor pull before it was all said and done.

by ilecx December 22, 2008

Tennessee musket

When you are fucking a girl, take your chewing tobacco out, put it on her asshole, and keep going

"So I met this chick at the mud bog the other night."
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"

by Treefidy February 6, 2018

Tennessee

The best damn place to live on EARTH. All the haters can suck the exhaust of my 88 I-ROC. We've got the hottest women, the best hunting, the nicest pickup trucks, and best of all, the best football team! NATIONAL CHAMPS 1998!!

Tennessee is Utopia

by staff August 28, 2003

tennesee abortion

the process of giving birth directly into a bears mouth

Stacy could not afford to raise a child so instead she had a tennesee abortion

by meAty chuds October 6, 2007