thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

by Dark Dave December 1, 2016

vent thumping

The act of having sexual intercourse in a ventilation duct.

I went vent thumping with my girl last night at the theater

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

Squawk and Thump

Shrieking at your enemy before dealing them serious mortal blows

Ole Billy really gave that child a good squawk and thump! He really taught them a lesson about not bumping people with their wheelchair.

by CoolGuyPatrickSwayze March 27, 2024

Thump that oyster

Pounding pussy, flicking the bean

I'ma thump that oyster

by deathbreath August 29, 2021

Skunt thumping

Someone who uses construction tools like bricks or hammers during sex

Ew can you hear next door, I think they’re skunt thumping

by Nathaniel Roome October 14, 2019

thumping peaches

When two females of any species rub their vaginal lips (pussies) together. Lesbian Sex.

God dammit babe, The lesbians upstairs are “thumping peaches” again!

by Dangalangtime69 June 17, 2022

Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.

Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.

by allley June 22, 2012