Thompson'd

The act of being sauced up at a party to the point where you can't stop someone from taking advantage of you.

The "taking advantage of" is henceforth known as being Thompson'd

Damn dude Alex has been feeding Lauren and Hope drinks all night, they're both getting Thompson'd tonight!

by HungDaddyCarl August 8, 2010

The Iron Thumb

When a man is performing doggy style on a woman and grips her with his thumb in her anus.

Dude I totally hit Kathleen with the iron thumb last night.

by LordofSex-6969 November 24, 2021

Thumb in a softie

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

by toilet joe October 15, 2009

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

clinton thumb

The political gesture popularized by Bill Clinton, consisting of a flat thumb on a closed hand. It's neither a fist, nor a pointed finger, nor a thumbs-up. It's all of these and more, and is the best way to convey the message "I want to be forceful without looking like I'm threatening you."

The politician's advisers told him that pointing his finger at the crowd made it look like he was accusing them of something. They recommended that he use a clinton thumb instead.

by Gmanchot February 14, 2012

Jack Thompson

a FORMER lawyer, and self proclaimed anti video games actvist who waged a one man war against violent video games, and the 1st Amendment. He was disbarred for his behaviour in the courtroom and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone. He never won a single video games related case. Ever.

Jack Thompson is an example of how not to prosecute a case.

Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment

Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect

by Spencer92 August 8, 2012