thor is a very yummy snack who is also my dad
he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker
he's the best avenger ok bye
he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker
he's the best avenger ok bye
by pglays November 18, 2018
Get the Thormug. Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Thormug. A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
Get the Thor’s hammermug. by kuljul123 October 3, 2022
Get the thor the god of thundermug. 
Get the Thor Hallvardmug. When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.
Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."
by Dincoln May 19, 2025
Get the Thor Specialmug. Chris hemsworth with a hammer
by TheGoldenGame October 7, 2020
Get the Thormug.