Poop Thief

One who sneaks quietly into a restroom. Waits until your done taking a dump, and then sneaks into the stall and snatches your dump RIGHT out of the toilet before you have a chance to flush. God only knows what the poop thief does with the dump once he steals it.

John: Duuuuude. I think a poop thief just stole my shit.
Anthony: No way??
John: yeah, one second it's there, the next its gone. o.O

by WhalerYouKnow May 7, 2010

thaine

he can be very mean sometimes, also he gets pissed quickly. but i love the f*ck out of him & i wish i could do everything with him.

that guy is such a thaine.

by :):):):):))))):))):));)););()) February 23, 2017

thiefed

1) usually defined as being robbed; mainly seen in games.
2) Also used to determine 'Ownage' or 'Pawnage'.

1) "Omg I just gotz thiefed by that sexy ninja yonder!!11 All my money gonz nowz. ;_;"

by Crazy pie ninja April 8, 2005

Thielking

Fat man who isn't so jolly.

Mr. Thielking runs a high school but would rather run a donut shop.

by Mendon Sucks April 21, 2005

beef thief

A man who wears pants that are too tight.

Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"

by print humor August 19, 2009

petty thief

Describes a thief who done a criminal act in which property belonging to another is taken without that the owner's consent.

A petty thief

by Eliano October 28, 2013

tainer lover

noun: a person, typically a guard, who shows feelings, concern or going out of one's way to make things easier outside of normal boundries towards detainee's at Guantanamo Bay.

Guard 1: Hey, did you here what John did on Bravo, unbelievable right?

Guard 2: Oh I know right, dudes such a tainer lover.

by TLST September 23, 2009