Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.
by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025
Get the Lotioning the Mushroom mug.oily lotion is just another word for oli london, the scariest british man/woman/what out there. thinks he looks like jimin. thinks he's korean. married to a cardboard cutout. you dont wanna know. he looks like a failed abortion.
synonyms for oli london: stupid, dunce, fool, airhead, dingbat, unintellegent, fugly, dumb, idiot, loser, dull, futile, ill-advised, irrelevant, laughable, ludicrous, naive, senseless, simple, trivial, dummy, rash, thick, brainless, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, imbecile, inane, indiscreet, insensate, meaningless, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, pointless, puerile, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick-headed, unthinking.
oli london famous quotes:
"saranghay oppar"
"kristy noona unnie oppar"
this man should be locked up. never to be freed.
synonyms for oli london: stupid, dunce, fool, airhead, dingbat, unintellegent, fugly, dumb, idiot, loser, dull, futile, ill-advised, irrelevant, laughable, ludicrous, naive, senseless, simple, trivial, dummy, rash, thick, brainless, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, imbecile, inane, indiscreet, insensate, meaningless, mindless, moronic, nonsensical, pointless, puerile, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick-headed, unthinking.
oli london famous quotes:
"saranghay oppar"
"kristy noona unnie oppar"
this man should be locked up. never to be freed.
studies show that 98.5 percent of the worlds population suffer from olilondonphobia, the fear of oli london. the defenition of oli london is simply /e laughs scries screams throws self against the wall. oily lotion, oli london, they sound and look the same
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A type of lubricant that is used for pulling wire or can also be used while tugging on your pencil dick. Also know as boy butter, soap and pookie!
"Hey Scott! Hurry up and bring that motion lotion over here and grab handfulls of it and rub it all over the wire while they start the tugger!"
"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
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Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
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Get the Self produced back lotion mug.The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.
Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."
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