Pop-Tart Wheels

The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.

"It's never Brody's night; he has Pop-Tart Wheels"

by JOFB December 13, 2013

Skeet Tart

A 'skeet tart' is a promiscuous girl of ill repute who has sex with many parters and wears reavealing clothing while abusing drugs and alcohol for recreation. This girl must be mildly attractive to be considered a 'skeet tart'

Look at that dumb skeet tart passed out on the floor. Who's turn is it now?

by PhilthyG March 4, 2009

Pop Tart Bites

Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.

"Hey have you tried Pop Tart Bites"

Yah. They are the worst things I've ever put in my mouth.

by Themadesthoe420 September 7, 2019

sexy pop tart

A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"

Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!

*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*

by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014

cum tart

A cum tart is a sexually promiscuous guy or girl that seeks out cum, but in a selective manner. In a sense a cum tart is a slut that likes to think they have morals.

"But Jasper you've already fuck everyone here you little cum tart, if you dont find a new stomping ground soon people are gonna think your a dirty fucking cum-slut that'll just do anything with a hole!"

"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

sex-tart

A very hot person that you would probably bang.
Not sexy enough to be a sex-bomb, though.

Alex Gaskarth is a sex-tart.

by Zamilaaaaaaa. August 7, 2010

fresh young tart

word created by guys checking out younger girls in public. Whether legal or not, a fresh young tart is a long girl who is so beautiful in every way and just in general, tight. Has to be at least two years younger than the guy who is checking her out and she must be young, barley used, pretty face, skinny, and has a tight little body. Eye candy for all

That cute little girl right there, it may be statutory rape but she is such a fresh young tart.

Dude, she is such a fresh young tart she must be tight as hell.

by tash.0 May 11, 2013