Swooping

Sweaty Pooping

I’m sorry I missed the meeting because I was swooping. I had the swoops

Steven hawking always has a mad case of the swoops

by JayRepublic January 4, 2020

Swooping

When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.

My wife kicked me out of the house because she doesnt like swooping

by JennybB==D February 10, 2021

Swooping

Swiping on your phone while pooping.

"Just taking my swooping break on Twitter in the bathroom."
"I liked your post on Instagram while swooping on the toilet."

by MaxMonster April 17, 2021

Swooping

A sexual act in which one individual (suspended in the air) "swoops" towards another, using their tongue to pleasure their supine partner as they pass.

A: "I've been really interested in trying out Swooping lately."
B: "If you can get your hands on the equipment, I'd be happy to join in."

by TheLeg November 5, 2025

class-swooping

To proceed to class in the most direct and efficient manner possible, and back again, such that on campus time is minimized to the lowest possible level.

person A: I'm sick of this campus, everything is online and it's not even necessary to go to lecture.

person B: me too, I'm class-swooping this whole semester.

by 2108cro January 28, 2012

Scoopiner

When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion.

Kyle: "Check out dude scoopiner in the line up at McDicks!"

Ashley: "I bet he orders a hot apple McFuck pie!"

by Chris Carr December 24, 2008

Swopoping

Completely and entirely the opposite of swooping. One who is too good to swoop.

Brice is swopoping.

by K daas October 11, 2008