Māori swear words

Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard

White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word

by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021

I swear on my friggin Yeezys

It means you swear on everything and if disagreed with you’re more than willing to fight because dollar store camera is equipped and world star is calling. Often associated with bread type shenanigans.

I swear on my friggin Yeezys if you wanna fight we gon fight -other person “what, you tryna get on world star?” Yeah I got my dollar store camera on.

by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022

i swear to cum

What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends

Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep

Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED

by cum #727 December 9, 2022

The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

by danke August 28, 2005

I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

by Sherly:) October 9, 2018

fuck swear

Like a pinky swear, but the promise is sworn through fucking, as the name implies. The promise has a much stronger bond than that of a pinky swear.

Yeah, Janice and I plan to fuck swear to each other that be would be together forever.

by Kago Kazuma October 4, 2016