Suburban Syndrome

A person who is used to the safety or bubble of the suburbs. These are people who are likely to get their car stolen when they leave it unlocked. They also tend to not understand what being poor actually is. This is due to the bubble they live in that is due to having been raised in the suburbs. Many people will claim that their family used to be poor because they lived in a not-so-great area, or that they are poor cause they have school debts.

Nick: Hey dude I heard you used to be poor?
Chad: Yeah man we lived in an apartment for half a year while my parents were between college and getting into their career, it was hard cause we had so many debts.
Nick: Oh... I don't think that's really what being poor is, but anyways, I heard your car got broken into?
Chad: Yeah some dipshit crackhead stole my Nike Air Force One's and my brand new Macbook from my 2021 X4.
Nick: Oh that really sucks man, what happened?
Chad: Dude I just told you, he opened my car door and took the shit!
Nick: Was it locked??
Chad: Who fuckin locks their door?
Nick: You ever hear of Suburban Syndrome?

by Your Name Here................ June 25, 2021

suburban dictionary

An ironic phrase childishly inserted into an online street language reference in order to take the piss.

"What *you* think 'suburban dictionary' means? Foo'!"

by A-chan September 28, 2003

suburban dictionary

a dictionary that should exist for red necks and little pansy ass bitches that dont kno no ebonics dawg.

you need to gets a suburban dictionary.

by joseph mandagez March 7, 2007

suburban dad

a suburban dad is typically a kid in highschool who has glasses and no friends. average height, mediocre at sports, and more often than not, a mexican.

grace: "dang allison, see that kid Christian over there? hes such a suburban dad."

by hahahha2.0 June 7, 2016

Suburban Beach Bum

Lauren

that girl lauren is such a suburban beach bum, she just sits at home and watches movies

by Teenybøpper May 3, 2011

Suburban Love Story

Suburban Love story is like Hood love story but you talk about your future love Tortas the story’s and how they will end! Suburban love story

I will get in a relationship with Kylie Jenner
You will explain the future love story of your life in a Snapchat story and who you want to date. Suburban love story

by TortaSyTacos February 21, 2020

Suburban Anarchist

Someone who lived in the suburbs of a major city, the Suburban Anarchist doesn't genuinely believe in anarchy, but rather participates in it to spite the comfortable life they grew up in. The suburban anarchist will use peaceful protests as reasoning for destroying and looting other's property.

Person 1- "You see all of the looting during the BLM protests?"
Person 2- "The protesters don't actually believe in rioting, it's just the Suburban Anarchists doing the damage"

by Inconvenient MR2 June 4, 2020