polish stomach

Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.

Josh: Chorizo?

Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010

Stomach bomb

Eating something that causes your stomach to have the worst pain in your life.

Girl: Man, that pizza we had last night was a stomach bomb!
Guy: Oh, I didn't feel anything
Girl ......

by The_Lark May 5, 2011

washboard stomach

A stomach with well developed abdominal muscles

Wow, your abs look great! We saw you this afternoon and we don't remember you having an over-sized washboard stomach!

by Susieblue January 3, 2014

stroma

The use of far too few resources for a project or business

I only had 1 person to build that house, it was like working at Stroma.

by The man with a hat October 15, 2008

Stomach fart

When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.

To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening

*fart noise*

Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?

Guy 2: No, but my stomach did

Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?

by softball_player August 29, 2009

stomalingus

having oral sex with ones colostomy stoma (hole)

he had stomalingus performed on him just a month after surgery

by tdow3 June 23, 2006

stromfoolery

A poorly made and horribly tasting food item, attempting to resemble the Italian stromboli. It is usually made by a cafeteria staff, or someone following a recipe for the first time

Get that stromfoolery outta here, Wittenberg! If I wanted a stromboli, I'd go to Arthur Avenue.

by vinfeeble September 10, 2010