stripper vision

A decidedly unique variation on "beer goggles" which involves a 2+ night binge on "gentlemen's clubs", wherein the subject experiences a distinct subconscious modification which entails that almost any person of the female persuasion resembles a dancer that the subject saw at a strip club.

"Hey, that's Angel over there at the 7 Eleven!!! No man, you just have stripper vision."
by John M. Anderson April 04, 2006
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Stripper Salt

The lingering glitter and perfume combination left on your clothes and face after a night at the strip joint.
Man, I must've gone to Darling's last night because I'm broke and covered in stripper salt.
by Ragnum February 17, 2010
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stripper flu

The Common Cold men recieve the day after visiting a strip club; often caused from sick girls going into work and passing the flu; sometimes passed from other sick guys going to strip clubs and passing the germs through the girls

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I got the worst case of stripper flu from that nasty lapdance I got last night.
by jello79 October 04, 2007
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stripper dimples

Dimples on the lower back of a female, just above her booty.
When having relations doggy-style, I had a perfect view of her stripper dimples.
by obi-won kenobi September 27, 2009
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Weekend Stripper

A harlot who pushes old ladies!
The girl seemed nice but it turned out she was a Weekend Stripper.
by The Real Parkour Master November 13, 2016
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Stripper Flu

The strongest flu known to man. It is a combination of three flu viruses spread by 3 different males to a stripper's breast, where the viruses mix to form a super virus.
James, "I am so sick I think I am dying."

Kyle, "You must have caught stripper flu again from one of your dirty whores!"
by TuckDCconnect January 17, 2011
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stripper stripe

A style of shaved and trimmed pubic hair on a woman where the only hair that remains forms a thin stripe from the top of the vagina up to where the hair stops growing at the bottom of the abdomen. Also known as an "extended Hitler" or a "landing strip". Popularized by exotic dancers.
"I can't get my girlfriend to shave it bald, but at least she is willing to do a stripper stripe."
by Char H January 08, 2006
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