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sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!
(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw
by jobsworth February 15, 2005
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cream straw

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then have your significant other suck the contents from the condom.
Hey babe, how about a cream straw for dessert?
by sweet spot 69 January 1, 2014
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faggot straw

"Quit sucking on your faggot straw and get back to work!"
by InternetPoopStalker January 23, 2022
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dirty straw

the dirty straw is when two people are making out, and one of them burps silently but does not stop kissing, and the result is that the one person blows their burp breath into the other person's mouth. this is called giving someone the "dirty straw".
"I was really turned on by Mike's kissing, until he had the nerve to try to get away with giving me the dirty straw. It was disgusting."
by John Muller July 16, 2008
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felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.
The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.
by taint October 15, 2003
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peepee straw

damn gurl, i like the way u bit my peepee straw, i jizzed all over the floor
by pedofante June 23, 2010
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Yellow Straw Disease

Whenever you wake up after a long night of drinking and start puking everywhere. Its not puking when you're drunk, but once you wake up and the night just got the best of you.
Guy 1: Where's grant? He was pretty trashed last night.
Guy 2: He's back at Mcdonalds puking all over the bathroom. He's got the yellow straw disease pretty bad.
by CaptnsBoy July 25, 2011
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