Stiff Rebuttal

WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT, AND YOU FINALLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF IT, YOU OFFER THEM A STIFF REBUTTAL, IE, A BITCH SLAP ACROSS THEIR FACE.

Bitch was in my chair, so I offered some STIFF REBUTTAL.

Person 1: "Hey Johnny, did you hear about how much of a dumbass Janete is? I mean, all she does is talk about how pretty she is, I mean, she can't be prettier than me."
Person 2: "OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE, BITCH, GET READY FOR SOME STIFF REBUTTAL.

by Eric The Stiff September 14, 2009

stiff larry

a boner

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"

by derp321123 February 10, 2014

stiff hug

A stiff hug is a type of hug where you only wrap one arm around the other person and your bodies touch from the side thus, giving minimal physical contact. The name comes from how your elbow should barely be bent so your arm appears stiff.

I wanted to hug that hot girl, but she gave me a stiff hug instead.

by Nirvanajunk1e April 30, 2015

stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 25, 2019

Joel Stiff

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.

Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?

by GeofforJeoff November 15, 2019

Stiff jensen

When you shit on your fist before landing a jab

Did you see that fight last night that guy pulled a stiff Jensen.

by The real Minnow September 12, 2020

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017