i have a wide stance

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

by Madmoses September 14, 2007

Rape 'Stache

(n.) A Certain Type Of Mustache That Seems Like It Would Be That Of A Rapist, Pedophile,Or Stalker

Guy: OMG!

Guy 2: Whats Wrong Man?

Guy: That Creepy Guy On Dateline Had Total Rape 'Stache! Guy 2: Damn your Right, Thats Creepy As Hell!

by Aekcihc Anaisioul Seyepop November 15, 2009

B-Boy Stance

The revived way to post up. Not made up by Cassidy just brought back by him. Orignated from Curtis Blow the Original B-Boy.

How to do it: When you postin up on a wall or off, cross your arms and keep a laid back look on ya face.

I'm just chillen in da club in my B-Boy Stance (Stance)
My hoody on, wit my gun in my pants
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH
I'M FRESH TO DEATH

by Neezy July 1, 2005

stance

(verb) - to adjust a car's camber, ride height, and spacing, so that the sidewall of the tire sits as flush as possible with the fender/quarter panel. A common trend and style impersonated on drift and show cars alike, originating from the older Japanese domestic market.

This new car I got it higher than a 4x4! It needs to be stanced.

by xTheJakeRx December 27, 2009

Stanley Flappit

When you cup your hand and slap the love handle of your foe, causing redness, pain, and suicidal thoughts

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by Bazinganator June 2, 2010

Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009

spic stache

A thin mustache that many mexicans have.
(some times peach fuzz)

Yo nigga you growing a spic stache.

Look at that mexican with the spic stache.

by bu April 2, 2005