Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.
One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.
"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021
Get the Poop Stalkermug. One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.
Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.
by Lar January 6, 2006
Get the myspace stalkermug. The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.
by BM_Face December 14, 2008
Get the stalker facemug. A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
Get the stalker calendarmug. Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in
by solidpup July 19, 2012
Get the Stalker Numbersmug. Young girls who stalk people together, usually in a group because they know it is creepier to stalk alone. (Also it is more fun to stalk in a group, apparently.) No harm is meant to the stalkee's but the girls can be pretty creepy at times, almost to the point of insane.
Stalker girls - A group of sophomore girls stalk a group of freshman boys by following them around way too much, and leaving them messages with hints to who they are. (Dance magazine subscriptions = Dancers, or perhaps they would put in their initials like 'TJF')
STAY AWAY FROM THEM.
STAY AWAY FROM THEM.
by Alejandro's girl June 6, 2010
Get the Stalker Girlsmug. She was a great wing-stalker and always advised me of when he had turned up at the local pub so that I could make myself glamorous and accidentally bump into him.
by FayeBombay April 6, 2017
Get the Wing-stalkermug.