spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013

spud slingin

the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.

person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!

by countrygirl93 November 12, 2011

Idaho Spud

A sexual act wherein a man inserts his testicle/testicles into a participants anus, thus mimicking a potato in the ground.

“Richie gave me an Idaho Spud the other night”

by Zehn39 February 20, 2020

spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

King Spud

Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.

I just gave that nerd a king spud.

by Natokartboy November 9, 2003

spud farmer

Piping Supervisor on a mine site

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer

by spud farmer September 2, 2021

Spud neek

Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner

1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day

2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek

by The master cock November 24, 2021