spud dome

fellatio from a potato.

i was making mashed potatoes last night and i decided to give myself some spud dome.

by KingOfTehJews January 12, 2011

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spud farmer

Piping Supervisor on a mine site

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer

by spud farmer September 2, 2021

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spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013

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A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.

"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."

Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."

by TareRedactal April 3, 2019

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Idaho Spud

A sexual act wherein a man inserts his testicle/testicles into a participants anus, thus mimicking a potato in the ground.

“Richie gave me an Idaho Spud the other night”

by Zehn39 February 20, 2020

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spud knuckle

A dog that is 15 pounds, male and a cross between a Chihuahua and a Beagle. A nickname for a spud knuckle is 'spuds'. To be a spud knuckle the dog must qualify all standards. Spud Knuckles often have a 'Wrinkly' or 'Crinkly' face.

I was walking my spud knuckle today. I threw a stick and little spuds brought it back like a good doggy.

by Thisnamecantpossiblybeenused May 13, 2016

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