Spud neek

Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner

1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day

2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek

by The master cock November 24, 2021

spud slingin

the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.

person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!

by countrygirl93 November 12, 2011

King Spud

Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.

I just gave that nerd a king spud.

by Natokartboy November 9, 2003

spud dome

fellatio from a potato.

i was making mashed potatoes last night and i decided to give myself some spud dome.

by KingOfTehJews January 12, 2011

Spuds McFuton

A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.

"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."

Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."

by TareRedactal April 3, 2019

spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013

spud knuckle

A dog that is 15 pounds, male and a cross between a Chihuahua and a Beagle. A nickname for a spud knuckle is 'spuds'. To be a spud knuckle the dog must qualify all standards. Spud Knuckles often have a 'Wrinkly' or 'Crinkly' face.

I was walking my spud knuckle today. I threw a stick and little spuds brought it back like a good doggy.

by Thisnamecantpossiblybeenused May 13, 2016