Fidget Spinner

A sex position, where a male lays flat on his back with an erect cock. And the female places a spinning fidget spinner on the male's member, and proceeds to blow the fidget spinner to make it stop. The goal is to finish before it stops.

Wendy gave me a Fidget Spinner last night.

Did you finish?

Hell yeah, 10/10 would spin again.

by therealspanishteacher February 26, 2018

Fidget Spinner

Autistic looking stress relieving bullshit.

My fidget spinner made me look gay.

by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

Fagit spinner

The more appropriate spelling of “fidget spinner”. Fagit is pronounced the way Spodermen intended.

All these little little autistic kids nowadays like their stupid ass fagit spinners.

by Fred Sampson November 16, 2020

Constant Spinner

A simp who spends his days fantasising about his ex that he still can not get over with. He doesn't know why he gets dumped...
Maybe instead of worrying about his pathetic love life, he should focus on something else ?

Constant Spinner the simp.

by Ro_oe December 12, 2022

Wal-Mart Spinners

Whenever you stop at a stop sign, and have to get out and spin all the spinners yourself. By the time you're done with the fourth one, the first one had already stopped spinning.

You see Bobby's new Wal-Mart spinners yet?

Nah

Good because I watched him get his ass out of the car and spin the fuckers himself..

by L3fty_` March 2, 2011

Just got Jerry Springer.

When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.

Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill

by maddogbill June 11, 2013