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Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
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spooge

Spooge - The shit that comes outta your knob once you done either

a) Screwing
b) Beatin' It
Awww, Ben Affleck's Spooge!
by Matt C April 2, 2004
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spoogentaugen

a special ceiling fan that glows bright red when you are high.
woah man. that spoogentaugen is soo bright i think it migh expload.
by cooliaga May 21, 2006
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Spooge Biscut

1) A dried clump of semen.
2) A plump ass you want to cum all over
1) That bitch has a spooge biscut stuck in her hair!
2) Did you see the spooge biscut on that waitress?
by Unkle D April 16, 2011
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Spogee

When someone is above being cool and you can't think of a word for them, they are spogee. Most Spogee people are born that way and are gender neutral ninja babies right out of the womb. These ninja babies will usually have badass names such as, Spike Lee, Knives, Anthrax, Throwdown...etc. There are only two people in the world capable of creating such spogee kids and they are a dude husband and chick husband. When they're coolness collided they created spogee ninja babies.
Chick husband - "Something just ninja flipped out of my vagina?"
Dude Husband - "Can we name it Bangarang?"
Chick husband - "That is a perfect name for a spogee ninja baby!"
by Pepper_Jack March 5, 2015
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spoogeneration

spoogeneration (spoo je ner aish un) VERB. To make spooge.
Her- Why didn't you come?
Him- Oh, I came.
Her- But no spooge came out.
Him- Yeah, well, the third or fourth time, you start to run out.
Her- I didn't know that... How long does it take to make more?
Him- Spoogeneration only takes a day. Two days if you want a full charge.
Her- That's what I love about fucking you, it's so educational.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
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spooge luge

The shiny track of cum and sweat after you bust a nut between your girlfriends tits that reseble a luge track as in the olympics!!
Dude i laid a spooge luge between Terrinas tits last night that ran down to her belly button!!!
by vinny125125 August 28, 2010
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